Review & Cocktail: Panty Whisperer The Complete Series

About Panty Whisperer…
 
I love women. I’m not ashamed to admit that making a beautiful woman come is my main goal in life—one that I accomplish night after night. Women are as drawn to me as I am to them. I don’t get turned down. It’s not a brag, just a fact. At least it was a fact. Until I met Quinn—the one woman who didn’t fall for my easy charm. Now, I have to have her. She may not want to get close, may not want to admit that I turn her on and can give her a night that she’ll never forget, but she was mine the first moment I saw her. Eventually, I’ll have her beneath me, my hands in her hair, and my name on her lips. It’s what I do. I’m the Panty Whisperer.
 
* ARC provided by Author for an honest review.

Genre: Erotica, Contemporary Romance, Romance

Author: Sloane Howell

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♫ Wanna tell ya bout’ a man I love
My he looks so fine
He’s the only one that I been dreamin’ of
Maybe someday he will be all mine
I wanna tell him that I love him so
I’d thrill with his every touch
I need to tell him he’s the only one I really love
 
I got a man, wanna ball all day
I got a man, he won’t be true, no
I got a man, wanna f*ck all the time
I said I got a Panty Whisperer and he won’t be true… ♫

Alright, so I know this is not what Rob had in mind when writing Hey Hey What Can I Do, but damn if that song isn’t perfectly written for my love and favorite manwhore in the world Joel Fucking Hannover.  I mean he got me spung! And when I’m in Panty Whisperer World, I be all like…

 

Humping
JOEL…JOEL…JOEL…JOEL…JOEL…JOEL…JOEL…JOEL…∞
Howell in the hell Sloane was able to improve his collection of already BURNING HOT stories with this new and improved edition of the Panty Whisperer, I can’t go too much into detail about. What I can tell you is that SHIT GOT MO BETTAH. The writing is fresh, the banter amazing, and damn can Joel talk some dirty sh*t.
 orgasm
REVIEW: Joel’s at it again being all sexy and male-slutty and stuff but you know what, I can’t hate him for it. He admits to what he is…God’s gift to women. And that’s OK. Because us women need deeeeeessss gifts. Joel’s a sex god that can’t be stopped. In fact, he quite literally bangs his way through the chapters until—SCREECHING HALT— Quinn rocks his feckin’ world…with her_____________. NOPE. Won’t tell ya. That shits for PW purchasers/readers only.
So what else do you need to know about the author of these books?
  • Sloane is funny. Like seriously funny.
  • His Main characters all have the gift of snark that this snarky girl damn well appreciates and admires.
  • Sloane’s complete PW Series is so good and full of sexual tension that waiting to talk about it was torture. For real, I was all…
hickey

Until today, Cause Joel has been released early!! So what conCOCKtion would be suitable for celebrating the the man himself? I’ll tell ya, None other than the

PWCocktail

Cocktail: The Panty Whisperer (aka the PW)

Ingredients:

1/2 c NOS Grape Energy Drink, Dis shit is sooooo good. If you like grape soda like I like grape soda then you’ll love the shit outa this. Not only is it super tasty, but it’s also packed with energy uppers. That’s right kids, I wanna get you energized, hopped up and ready for the sweet ride Joel’s about to slide you on.

1/2 c  Pucker Grape Vodka 3 oz, HOLY grapety grape-tastic Batman. This vodka is next level when it comes to flavor. It’s perfectly grapey without tasting like Dimetapp. (confession: used to drink that on the reg as a kid. I loved it.)  I keep it stocked at all times, because you can mix the shit outa it. It also tastes particularly well in my Super Sonic Punch recipe. Who knows. I may share it some day.

Cranberry juice, this is optional although I like to add it cause it cuts the sweet that happens with the NOS and Pucker. And as we all know Joel is good and tasty but not normally sweet…which is just the way I like him.

fresh lime, yes it’s necessary. Just cut the f*cking lime already and squeeze it like you’ve got Joel’s head between your legs. Do it.

Mixing:

Mix all this biz in a mug, tumbler, high-ball, or whatever tickles your fancy. Seriously. It doesn’t matter what you drink it out of as long as you drink it in like you would Joel’s hot AF body and beautiful face. (YEAH I SAID BEAUTIFUL WHAT BOUT’ IT?)

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Also, the more you drink the more stamina you’ll have to reach the finish line and see how this playboy’s story plays out. Make this drink then buy and read this book. Your husband/wife/ life will thank you. Cheers and happy banging. Cheers!

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What do I think of Sloane Howell’s Panty Whisperer Complete Series

Joel

5star

In short…

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