Review & Cocktail: Forever Pucked by Helena Hunting

About Forever Pucked (Pucked, #4)
Being engaged to Alex Waters, team captain and the highest paid NHL player in the league, is awesome. How could it not be?

In addition to being an amazing hockey player, he’s an incurable romantic with an XL heart, and an XXL hockey stick in his pants. And he knows how to use it. Incredibly, orgasmically well. Alex is the whole package and more. Literally. Like his package is insane. Total world record holder material.

So it makes complete sense that Violet Hall can’t wait to nail him down to the matrimonial mattress and become Mrs. Violet Waters.

It’s so romantic.

Violet is totally stoked to set a date.

Eventually. At some point. Likely before the next millennium. Or when Violet stops getting hives every time someone brings up the wedding, and their mothers stop colluding on stadium sized venues. Whichever comes first.


What constitutes a screaming beaver? Really, what makes a beaver scream? Well, in Helena Hunting‘s Pucked series, a screaming beaver could be a hand full of things. For instance, a beaver that’s been…
  • freshly waxed
  • fully satisfied
  • thoroughly taxed AKA all outa’ hugs (wink)
  • … insert witty vagina innuendo… and so on.
But never before has a beaver made an impression on me like it did in Forever Pucked. I could pretend to be unsure of where my fascination with Vi’s beave buddy came from but I wont. It’s totally because of Violet and her crazy-ass antics. What can I say? She inspires me to be the most amazingly ridiculous version of myself. EVER.
So in celebration of Violet and Alex (the most perfect book couple that has ever been written) tying the knot and committing Super MC to Beaver for life, I present a sweet drink Vi would be happy to get buzzed on…


The Screaming Beaver


1/2 oz vodka
1 oz butterscotch schnapps
1 oz Bailey’s® Irish Cream
1 oz Chiquita Kiwi-Strawberry Juice


Shake all of the delicious ingredients above↑, with some ice in a cocktail shaker and shake that shiz like a Polaroid picture till it’s ice cold.


Pour all that magnificent liquid into a cup with a straw, I chose a tumbler by Kate Spade because it touts a mantra I believe Violet would live by, suck and swallow down all that heavenly ambrosia.

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