About Porter…Porter Hale is a sex god—The Prince of Porn with dreams of grandeur.
When he meets Holly Nash, the biggest casting director in Hollywood, the doors to his future are thrown open.
Just one problem: She loathes porn.
Porter is walking into Holly’s world and the price of admission is higher than either of them could have guessed.
As sparks fly and passions blaze into something wild, they are forced to accept that someone will have to sacrifice their dreams or risk their lover’s heart.
When dreams collide, the aftermath can be messy.
Instead of sticking around to do the college thing….I set off in Dad’s footsteps. I wanted the fame and the glory…not to mention the pussy. So I ditched college…hopped on the old man’s coattails and started going by the name of Ryder. Ryder Ruff. My brothers followed suite. Turns out, I filled my father’s shoes and then some. Industry headlines have dubbed us “The Princes of Porn.” We call ourselves the Dick Dynasty.
But guess what? he wants more. He wants to act 4-real.
So what drink did I mix worthy of accompanying The Dick Dynasty?
Smutaholics, I present to you my take on the Pornstar Cocktail
My take on the pornstar Cocktail: The Rough Ryder Drop Shot
Ingredients:
1 oz. Blue Curacao liqueur, What purpose in this world does Blue Curcockō Curacao serve? This shit is weird to say the least. But in this cocktail it’s really good.
1 oz. Sourpuss raspberry liqueur, I picked some of this stuff up when I was in Ole’ Canada visiting my uncle. (Not sure if Sourpuss’ available here in the US, so you can totes use Dekyuper’s Razzmatazz instead.) It’s sweet and sour and really fun to put in your puss every now and again. *Of course I mean the old-timey term for mouth. Geeze. Wink.
1/4 cup of lime or lemon-lime soda, I like to mix mine with Jarrito’s lime soda. It just so lemon-limey. And it’s nice to have a little bit of effervescence in your drink. Right?
1/4 a cup of cran-rasberry juice. This makes the Rough Ryder very delicious in deed.
Mixing:
first in a frosted mug—I like using my yellow “hose me down” beer mug— pour the juice and soda. In a shot glass measure out equal parts Curacao and Sourpuss add a couple of pieces of ice to a shaker and make dat liquor cold. Next, pour that shiz back into the shot glass you already used. Drinking Tip: You’re gonna drop the shot into the mug, car bomb style, so make sure your ready to pound that shit as soon as it drops!
Drinking:
I suggest you find a cool spot to sit before you drop the shot, in yo mug, and slam the Rough Ryder like you should. This drink is cold, delicious, slightly fizzy and perfectly suited drinking whilst reading David Michael’s Porter. Of course, this drink isn’t as delicious as the reading material but that kinda magic is hard to duplicate. Cheers.
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